The March Madness broadcast downer networks should have seen coming

Groucho Marx was a logical man. During his 1950s quiz show, “You Bet Your Life,” he was told by a contestant, a marriage counselor, that the No. 1 cause of divorce is “incompatibility.” “Yeah,” Groucho responded, “he has no income and she’s not patable.” Sunday, while within the last minute of close, thus illogically endless,...

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